Introducing the most unnecessary collectible you’ll absolutely want anyway — the That Retro Life: Coffee, Consoles & Chaos Edition!
Each highly detailed figure captures the raw power of two grown men who never outgrew the ‘90s — Will & Darin, the masterminds behind That Retro Life. Sculpted in near-realistic proportions (give or take a few donuts), these figures celebrate the unshakable bond between caffeine, cartridge dust, and chaos.
Set includes:
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Darin— armed with a coffee mug, hoodie, and dangerous amounts of nostalgia.
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Will — a man of confidence, enthusiasm, and questionable knowledge about classic consoles.
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Bonus Accessories — classic joystick, floppy disk, and a console that definitely voided its warranty.
⚠️ Not for children under 30. Contains strong opinions about 8-bit sprites and unskippable cutscenes.
While this collectible may not ship (yet), it’s your sign to grab some real gear and join the retro chaos.
